The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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to spelle caretly

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to uncontrally boop

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to know where the beef is

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!