- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

the power to sneeze cum

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

To pee standing up.

The power to never get drunk

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to create powers

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

Every time you clap some one dies

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

Pointless Super Powers