The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to write only the letter R

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to eat nandos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!