The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to write a country song

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the power to read captchas

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to live.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!