The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!