The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to create powers

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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X ray vision on chairs

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!