The power to turn into random objects

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!