The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to instantly die

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!