The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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to make your bowel work backwards

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power drown in water

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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the power to read your own thoughts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!