- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

the power to youtube poop

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

the power to shit with your mouth

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The ability to part hair.

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

the power to create bad superpowers

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The power to control dodos

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

Pointless Super Powers