The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to grow one wing

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!