The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to be a woman

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Being a freemason

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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Every time you clap some one dies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!