The power to control dodos

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to have no powers

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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to make asians smart

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Meatvision.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!