The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to be dead

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to not have any power at all

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!