ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to make water expire.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!