The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!