The power to speak only one language

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to smell colors

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!