The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

the power to have the remote come to you.

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

The power to skip the Kripp.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to poo in the toilet

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to have a power.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to grow new teeth.

The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

The power to die at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!