the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to breathe

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Super-slowness

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to be powerless

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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Power to develop diseases.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!