the power to see through glass

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to breathe

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The power to control yourself

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to fail

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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Stop clapping

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!