The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through air

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!