The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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Meatvision.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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make youself dumb

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!