The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to live.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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to make asians smart

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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the power to write only the letter R

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!