The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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God tier Waste of Space

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!