The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to eat your poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!