The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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Third armpit.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!