The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power to read captchas

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to control dodos

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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to die when you are happy

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!