- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

32% Levitation.

The power to pee poop

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

Liam Brudenell

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The power to always know the exact time.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to live.

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

Pointless Super Powers