The power to get your comment 1st

The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

the power to move forward in time one second peer second

The power to turn int water when your in water.

The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The ability to clean

The ability to count to potato

The ability to only fart in public

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

to poop a penny every year

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

the power to fly while under water

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to like any show

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!