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Being a freemason
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The power to get a boner when you're horny.
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The power to never stop shitting.
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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.
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The power to find the droid you're looking for.
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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons
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the power to hear a dog whistle
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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.
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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.
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The power to cook pop tarts really fast
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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses
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The power of telepathy but only when you alone
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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.
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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.
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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.
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The power to see when people fart.
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The power to die at will.
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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.
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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.
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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold
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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done
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The power to make a pointless superpower.
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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.
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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!