The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to freeze ice

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!