- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to not get shit dick

The power of self mind control

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

The power to murder rocks.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

the power to like charlie

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

Pointless Super Powers