The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to lose this power.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to have a power.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!