The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to turn into random objects

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to be pointless!

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to be dead

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!