The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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A good Kisser

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to lose this power.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!