The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to live.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!