The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to be stupid

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!