The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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A good Kisser

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability to part hair.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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Acid pee

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to get in the van

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!