- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

done something sexual with some type of food?

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to not care.

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to die.

Pointless Super Powers