The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!