The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to ignore useful information

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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See through invisible people

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!