The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the ability to see through air

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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32% Levitation.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!