The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to touch your toes

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to live.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power drown in water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!