The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the ability to post here

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!