The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to sit

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!