The power to become a llama.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

thumb_up thumb_down -114

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

thumb_up thumb_down +151

the ability to post here

thumb_up thumb_down +145

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

thumb_up thumb_down +137

The power to see through glass

thumb_up thumb_down +135

the ability to smell sounds

thumb_up thumb_down +133

The power to be normal and average

thumb_up thumb_down +131

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

thumb_up thumb_down +119

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to fart out of your hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to shit without squinting.

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to eat nandos

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to forget you have a super power.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power of bad luck

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!