The power to (place useless super power here)

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!