The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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A good Kisser

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to be powerless

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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Nope. Just nope.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to eat ass.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power of self mind control

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!