- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to eat food.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to forget what your superpower is

the power to misspell

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to spell 'a' correctly

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

Pointless Super Powers