The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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to make asians smart

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!