The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to not be color blind.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!