The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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cry acid tears

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!