- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find pokemon attractive

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The ability to see through insects.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the ability to invent cheese and toast

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to eat food.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

Pointless Super Powers