Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!