The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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Acid pee

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The power to touch your toes

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The power of self mind control

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!