The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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the power to instantly die

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!