The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to be stupid

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!