- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power of being pointless

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to think of food

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

power to fart through your mouth

The power to take a s*** on people

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

Having the power to stand still

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to have any power on this site.

Pointless Super Powers