the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to sneeze cum

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To pee standing up.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!