The Power to Die if you are dead

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to be dead

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!