The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to like charlie

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The Power to Power

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!