- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to see through glass

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to strangle yourself to death

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power drown in water

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

the power to complete math exercises

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

the power to eat when your hungry

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to divide by zero

Pointless Super Powers