The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!