The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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hello

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to control your own limb movement

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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Third armpit.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!