Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!