- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The ability to lactate air.

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to make infinite paper clips.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

the power to read captchas

the power to shit bricks

the ability to talk to humans

Power to make it rain sideways.

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to be a woman

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

Pointless Super Powers