The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to have a power

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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to spelle caretly

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!