The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!