The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power drown in water

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to have a power.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!