the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Acid tears.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!